A good tale depends On a happy end And a moral would bore us So lets have a chorus # ODE TO THE PHIMOTIC MINDED In the beginning its said, the Chinese In order to ease the digestion, Would ask themselves "Why am I not?" And other impossible questions By nature, the questions they chewed Were never quite like this taboo Many primitive tribes weren't so blessed They were prone to the primal delusion Of the local Medicine Man Adopting a routine solution If asked why, he would always complain So, such matters were left unexplained Then we Europeans set sail Colonising the poles to the tropics And when uncorrectable, with science and spectacles We studied the native habits We'd humm and we'd put in our thumb But never quite pull out our plum These days men are still having delusions But psychologists have recorded That as genital pain, is all in the brain There are hundreds of ways to ignore it Once manhood caused much celebration Now we use general sedation Soon, we'll be routinely checking And UFOs will marvel our methods No one will find in us, phimotic mindedness Over pubescent deterrents And, In future no doc will just chop it There'll be brochures of cuts quite exotic ## NEW PAGES NEW INDEX PAGE – Male Initiation and the Phimosis Taboos 2020 SUMMARY – The Four Chapters 2021 UNDERSTANDING PHIMOSIS – Its Consequences and Early Prevention 2021 PHIMOSE VERSTEHEN – Ihre Folgen und Frühzeitige Prevention OLD INDEX PAGE – Male Initiation and the Phimosis Taboos Technical You will need an old fashioned desktop screen to read all the other pages. Welcome Chapter One: The Conditions Chapter Two: From Innocence to Ignorance Library of Letters and Case Histories Chapter Three: Anthropology Chapter Four: Solutions If this subject interests or concerns you – please Contact Me